Monday, May 23, 2011

皮妹理发记

下午艳阳高照,我驾着车子,大姐抱着皮妹,一起带她去理发店。

我们兜兜转转,去了两三间相熟的理发店,但都没开。星期天吧!理发店比较早关店。

好不容易,发现有间理发店还没关门,我们就决定让皮妹在那里理发。

进到去的时候,皮妹的眼睛不停地看来看去,对四周感到很好奇新鲜。直到理发师将一块布披在她的颈项时,她开始觉得不自在了。首先,眉头皱了起来,嘴角渐渐向下弯。

当理发师剪第一撮头发的时候,皮妹的嘴巴张得大大的,全身的力量都放到了喉咙与声带,号啕大哭。就算是站在理发店外,都能清楚听见她的哭声。



通常她只是哭出声音,为了引起注意。这次不但声量转至最大,而且眼泪也跟着哗啦哗啦地流出来。除了眼泪,鼻涕也流出来。最糟糕的是,竟然哭到连一个钟头前所喝的奶都吐了出来。大姐抱着她,当然免不了手和脚都惨遭弄湿了。理发师和我当场看傻了眼,想不到理发的可怕力量是这么强大!!理发师赶快拿出纸巾让大姐拭擦,不过地上的秽物,只好让理发师较后处理了。

理发的时间前后不超过三分钟,理发师的剪刀不超过十下,这样就收费十块钱了!皮妹的反应让我们尴尬不已,也难怪人家收贵点,毕竟她吐得满地都是,而且那个味道让人不敢恭维,我闻了也差点想吐 =S

当理发师一停手,皮妹的哭声马上停止。而我们付完钱上车,她即刻向我们微笑。天啊~ 她的情绪还转得真快!真的是败给她了!!

皮妹看来楚楚可怜,眼泪清晰可见!

4 comments:

Ice said...

so fast! your sis have 2 kids ady. n they are cute! btw, his name is reli 'xiao pi'?

Unknown said...

hahahah!!! that's his nickname coz his surname is tan, so in chinese u can call him 陈皮 and his sis is called 陈皮梅!!haha~~

u can pay them a visit if u're free!! we didn't meet up for real long!!

Ice said...

Haha!!! I see!

Of cuz I would like to meet up with u! haha, sked disturb u only. lost contact for long time. U going bek to SG soon rite?

Unknown said...

not so soon, leaving next month but will be back home again. hehe, just drop me fb msg when u're free ba! cheers!! =)